Unicorn quote

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Here we find funny and famous quotes about our legendary horned animal.

 

The objective here is to find funny sentences and to reuse if necessary for a anniversary. or with friends. 

 

Funny Quotes

"Me? Crazy? I should get off that unicorn and slap you!

“When I look at myself in the mirror, I see a unicorn …… a ripping unicorn!”

“Someone told me to grow up yesterday. I immediately banned this person from riding my unicorn! "

"A friend told me I'm delusional. I almost fell off my unicorn."

“So when he asked me if my tattoos hurt, I just smiled and said kindly: Oh no honey…. Mine got licked by baby unicorns…”

"I wish I was a unicorn so I could stab idiots with my head!"

"Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn… .then always be a unicorn!"

"Rhinos are just big unicorns. If we gave them the time and attention they deserve, along with a diet, they would show off their graceful ways."

"Unicorns are real! They're just fat and gray and we call rhinos."

Rainbow Horned White Horse Drawing Image

"Keep calm and ride a unicorn."

"Everything is better with a unicorn."

"Being a person is getting too complicated. It's time to be a unicorn."

"The woman doesn't fart. They do, however, tiny puffs of glitter that resemble unicorn laughter and smell like rainbows."

"It will be kind of a day in the rainbow and the unicorns."

“The best part of my day is when my pills kick in! I love unicorns !! "

"You may have stopped believing in unicorns, but they never stopped believing in you."

"Unicorns can't fly. I can't fly. So I'm a unicorn."

"It's not a unicorn. It's a horse with a sword on its head that protects my hopes and dreams."

"At least the unicorns love me."

"Only 2% of the world has red hair. So I'm basically a majestic unicorn!"

"May your day be more beautiful than a unicorn blowing rainbows."

“Unicorns are awesome. I'm awesome, therefore I'm a unicorn. "

"Missing unicorn: If you find her, you're probably high!"

funny cartoon white animal drawing picture with a donut

 

Magical white animal literary quotes

"Now I'm going to believe that there are unicorns…"
William Shakespeare; Storm
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"Dreams are unicorns' playground."
Unknown
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"The best use of a unicorn's horn is to adorn it."
Benevolent Unicorn, Magic the Gathering Card
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"God himself must be translated, if there is no unicorn in the world."
Edward Topsell
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"Unicorns don't care if you believe in them, nor do you like them if they believe in you."
Royal Unicorn, Magic the Gathering Card
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"The unicorn hunt. The evaluation of our souls."
Unknown
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"All the beasts obeyed Noah when he admitted them into the ark. All except the Unicorn. Sure of his own abilities, he boasted 'I will swim'."
Ukrainian folktale
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"The unicorn, the beautiful white horse with the magic horn that heals."
Unknown
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"A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn."
Tibetan proverb
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"Licorne. Old French, unicorne. Latin, unicornis. Literally one-horn: unused, one and horn, one horn. A fabulous horse-like animal with one horn."
Peter S. Beagle; The last unicorn
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"So what is the use of magic?"
"What good is magic if it can't save a unicorn?"
Peter S. Beagle; The last unicorn
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“There are unicorns everywhere, even in Woodmont. You know it, I know it, maybe no one else does. You look for them, you listen to the music, you listen to Shei'rah. somewhere you will find it, if you want to find it enough. You have time. "
Peter S. Beagle; The Unicorn Sonata
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"Do you know I always thought unicorns were fabulous monsters too? I've never seen one alive before!"
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"Well, now that we've seen each other," said the unicorn, "if you're going to believe in me, I'm going to believe in you."
-Lewis Carroll; on the other side of the mirror
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Magical white animal with horn in rainbow flying clouds
“Each month the unicorns would gather at dusk to dance in a circle under the dark full moon. They were the only race they knew that did. For when Alma created the world, she first shaped all of them. the other creatures, earth, wind, water and air, then invited them to dance. But the pots turned away from her, the gryphons flew to find mountains in which they could make their nests, and the red dragons dug deep into the Smoking Hills, and the vyverns laughed.

So Alma created unicorns in his own form: full-bodied and long for fast running, wild-hearted and warm-blooded to make brave warriors. Then she took from the cycling moon some of her shining objects to shape their hooves and horns and make them into dancers. So, Alma's latest and most beloved is also called the Children of the Moon and every month dances dancing dance under the rising and rounded moon. "

Meredith Ann Pierce; Birth of the fire carrier
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"Unicorns," she whispered. Rahela nodded. "The most beautiful of all mother's children."
Jennifer Roberson; The court of the summer king
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“… And from the heart of the flower appeared a unicorn…”
James endicott
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"... I can iron it; because he likes to hear
Unicorns can be betrayed by trees,
And bears with glasses, elephants with holes,
Hard-working lions and flattering men "
William Shakespeare; Julius Caesar
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“The unicorn,” she said, “was a wonderful beast, shining with honor, wisdom and strength. Just to see him strengthen the soul. "
Megan Lindholm; The unicorn in the labyrinth
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“During the night, the night spent in the street…. She felt the terror, the magic and the impossibility of being or going there.
"What do you want?"
But the unicorn only crossed the village like the wind, silent, without music. "
Tanith Lee; Black unicorn
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"There was no violence, no speed. She moved to the rhythm of an ancient dance, shaming all the rituals in the world. Black, silver, gold and moon opal, night and sea, fire, earth, air and water. "
Tanith Lee; Black unicorn
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“I was swimming in a lake when I saw the unicorn…. It's an injustice to just say that her coat was white. Oh, it was white, okay, but it was more than that. C 'was a white as I remember the best vanilla ice cream, but thinner and smoother. Sometimes the sun hit it perfectly and bright rainbow crescents unfolded like a light in the sky. help from a fine shower of water The hooves were mirrored, platinum or silver, I did not know it Distant lighthouse beacon of a lonely night, the spiral horn rose from the noble head: milky white , warm and welcoming… Eyes full of life and intelligence Eyes I could fall in. The eyes of the lover… As he moved, the mane shone on his muscular neck like a road on a hot day. "
Steven R. Boyett; Ariel
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"I left the door open halfway and got dressed, trying to imagine the reaction of our neighbor who had a unicorn bell on the door and wanted to know where a good mall was."
Steven R. Boyett; Ariel
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"You try to read fantasy books all your life - take a unicorn ride on your bus bench on a hot day, with everything you ever wanted tied up in a bundle - and see if you would do next to nothing to see her."
Steven R. Boyett; Ariel
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"I thought the unicorns were more… fluffy."
'See clearly! Don't let the glamor get you! See what's in front of your eyes! He's a hell of a horse with a horn on the end! "Said Granny."
Terry Pratchett; Lords and Ladies
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“When God created the earth, he created a river that flowed from the Garden of Eden… Then God told Adam to name the animals… And the first animal he named was the unicorn. When the Lord heard the name spoken by Adam , he bent down and touched the tip of the horn sticking out of the animal's forehead. From that point on, the unicorn was raised above the other beasts. "
Nancy Hathaway; The Unicorn
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“The unicorn was white, with silver hooves and a graceful pearl horn… The most glorious thing about her was her eye. There was a pale bluish groove on either side of her nose, which led to the eye sockets. and surrounded them with a thoughtful shadow.The eyes, surrounded by that sad and beautiful darkness, were so sad, alone, sweet and nobly tragic, that they killed all other emotions except love. "
TH White
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Legendary magical white animal head on a bicycle
“It was a thick face, with ridges etched into the darkest nut instead of bright highlights, and with weird, icy eyes that abruptly reminded him that unicorns weren't Tame. Wild magic, always free, of what man might want or wish for. "
Doranna Durgin; Touched by magic
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"Touched ?! A mortal hand resting on a unicorn !?"
From the movie "Legend"
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“Nothing is more magical…
As long as they roam the Earth, evil cannot harm pure hearts. ”
From the movie "Legend"
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“Once upon a time, a long time ago, before time reigned, the world was in darkness.

Then came the splendor of light, bringing life and love to the universe, and the Dark Lord retreated to the depths of Earth's shadow, preparing his return to power. . . banishing light forever.

But the precious light is protected in the souls of the Unicorns, the most mystical of creatures.

Unicorns are safe from the Dark Lord, they can only be found by the purest of mortals. . . One such mortal is Jack, who lives in seclusion with the animals of the forest.

A beautiful girl named Lily loves Jack with all her heart. In their innocence, they believe that only good exists in the world.

Together, they will learn that there can be no good without bad. . . no love without hate. . . no heaven without hell. . . no light without darkness.

The harmony of the universe depends on an eternal equilibrium. From the struggle to maintain this balance is born the birth of Légendes. ”
From the movie "Legend"
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"People who see them share some of the characteristics of the unicorn: they are lonely ... with righteous hearts."
By Ally McBeal
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"The unicorn is a lonely, lonely creature who symbolizes hope."
By Ally McBeal
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"The unicorn is not known for its horn, its beauty or its purity; but for its strength and courage"
Nicole beckwith
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"The unicorn is not beautiful because of its horn, its grace, its pride and its silent wisdom; But because of what it represents"
Nicole beckwith
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"I will capture sweet zebras / for your steeds and fill the barn with all kinds of unicorns."

- Love song of night and day

"Can you, oh death, not come as a unicorn?"
Wolfdietrich schnurre
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"If the unicorn lives among the eternal snows on the equator, then obviously the world should know so little about him."
Odell shepard
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"Their bodies are white, their heads dark red, and their eyes dark blue. They have a horn on their forehead that measures about a foot and a half."
Ctesias; Indica, 416B.C
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"Until this day, it is said, evil animals poison this water after sunset, so that no one can drink it. But early in the morning, as soon as the sun rises, a unicorn comes out of the water. ocean and plunges its horn into the water to flush out the venom so that other animals can drink it during the day. This as I describe it. I saw it with my own eyes. "
Johannes van Hesse from Utrecht; 1389
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“Around noon, we saw an animal watching us from a barren mountain of red and black rocks… Our guide declared that the animal must be a unicorn and he pointed out to us the single horn protruding from its forehead. We looked back very cautiously at this very noble creature, wishing that it was not more difficult for us to examine even more carefully. "
Brother Faber; 1438
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“Then God told Adam to name the animals. All the creatures gathered around… And the first animal he named was the unicorn.”
From the Hokham Bible
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"There are wild elephants in the country and many almost as big unicorns"
Marco Polo
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"The last unicorn wasn't really the last. And maybe it still isn't."
Laura Alden
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"Wherever they have come and wherever they have gone, unicorns live in the heart of the true believer. Which means as long as we can dream, there will be unicorns."
Bruce coville
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"The unicorn lived in a lilac wood and she lived alone. She was very old, though she didn't know it, and she was no longer the careless color of sea foam, but rather the color of snow. falling on a moonlit night. But her eyes were still clear and under stress, and she was still moving like a shadow on the sea. She was nothing like a horned horse, as unicorns are often depicted, they are smaller and more stubborn, and possess that oldest and craziest grace that horses have ever had, which the deer has only in a shy, slender imitation and dancing mocking goats. was long and slender, making her head smaller than it was, and the mane that fell almost to the middle of her back was soft as dandilion down and as thin as cirrus. She had pointy ears and legs. slender, with feathers of white hair at the ankles; and the longhorn above her eyes shone and quivered with its own seashell light, even in the depths of the night. She had slain dragons with her and healed a king whose poisonous wound would not heal. She also spilled ripe chestnuts for cubs. "
Peter S. Beagle - The Last Unicorn
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"Unicorns were the most recognizable magic that fairies possessed and sent them to worlds where belief in magic was in danger of collapsing completely. After all, you have to believe in magic - no matter how small - in order for it to be. 'a world can survive. "
Terry Brooks - The Black Unicorn
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"Of all the legendary animals of art, folklore and literature, the Unicorn is the one that holds the most imagination. Other fabulous creatures are clearly inventions, existing only in a mythical landscape of our own collective creation. But the Unicorn seems more than imagined to us. It seems possible, even probable - a creature so probable that it should exist. "
Nancy Hathaway
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"The question of historicity and timeliness with regard to gods and unicorns is a relatively trivial matter that can be left to antiquarians and biologists, for the god and the unicorn had more important work to do than what a mere existence in the flesh might explain provide a basis for. "
Odell Shepard, Knowledge of the Unicorn
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“Today it is said that the unicorn never existed. However, it is wonderfully clear that when the unicorn was first described and centuries later when the tapestries were woven, everyone believed to unicorns. ”
Marianna Mayer, The Unicorn and the Lake

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